Daughter: Hey Mom i'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mom: Okay don't do anything stupid!
Gf and Bf go into bedroom.
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!
Mom runs into her room.
Mom: What in gods name are you doing!?!?!?!?
Daughter: Mom, were having sex! get out!
Mom: Oh thank god, i thought you were listening to Justin Bieber...

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